t-high-la420:

start ur day off right with hearty bowl of gina torres as cleopatra letting xena know she’s DTF.

(via fateese)

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

(via fateese)

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

(Source: punwitch, via fateese)

fygirlcrush:

Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”

ok.

(via fateese)

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

(Source: micdotcom, via fateese)

(Source: daynadoodles, via fateese)

maudelynn:

The Haunted Dollhouse~ 

via http://www.otterine.com

(I want this so very much) 

(via fateese)

(Source: morgrana, via buttershots)

(Source: morgrana, via buttershots)

durnesque-esque:

fairytalewitch:

Evil Santa loves his job a little too much sometimes. 

Evil Santa

durnesque-esque:

fairytalewitch:

Evil Santa loves his job a little too much sometimes. 

Evil Santa

(via mxcleod)

kickingcones:

Food [and drink] Pun Series! - Remake #2 - Coffee Bean Fate
Katrina Constantine [tumblr | facebook]

kickingcones:

Food [and drink] Pun Series! - Remake #2 - Coffee Bean Fate

Katrina Constantine [tumblr | facebook]

(via thefrogman)

eatingisfab:

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*

(via spork)

anxiouspineapples:

wip: been a while since I drew my favorite boy wizard

yung-barce:

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! BILL!

yung-barce:

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! BILL!

(via we-aint-borntypical)